Dangerous Sandwich
Thursday, August 27, 2009So my fridge is practically empty, so rather than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I had a peanut butter and jelly bagel. It was kinda funny tasting. But I was annoyed by the fact that once more my brother had put the peanut butter in the fridge, when I always tell him it belongs in the cupboard. I don't know why it annoys me but it does. I like having my jelly in the fridge and my peanut butter in the pantry. I guess maybe I'm afraid that if the peanut butter and the jelly become to friendly with each other they might:
A) Fall in love and run away with each other leaving me lonely without a good snack when I'm hungry.
Or
B) Form some sort of mutual friendship that over time develops into an unbreakable alliance against me. Who knows what goes down in the fridge they're probably plotting on attacking me right this instant. I better be more cautious next time I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.