Dangerous Sandwich
So my fridge is practically empty, so rather than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I had a peanut butter and jelly bagel. It was kinda funny tasting. But I was annoyed by the fact that once more my brother had put the peanut butter in the fridge, when I always tell him it belongs in the cupboard. I don't know why it annoys me but it does. I like having my jelly in the fridge and my peanut butter in the pantry. I guess maybe I'm afraid that if the peanut butter and the jelly become to friendly with each other they might:
A) Fall in love and run away with each other leaving me lonely without a good snack when I'm hungry.
Or
B) Form some sort of mutual friendship that over time develops into an unbreakable alliance against me. Who knows what goes down in the fridge they're probably plotting on attacking me right this instant. I better be more cautious next time I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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August 27, 2009 at 5:10 PMtell your peanut butter that ill meet him outback with the cyinide in one hour.
August 30, 2009 at 11:01 AM
lol. i agree, they can't be left alone together. Who knows what will happen. I think Peanut butter belongs in the cabinet too. That way it'll stay easily spreadable.
September 10, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Oh, I absolutely hate when my brothers and dad put the peanut butter in the fridge.
I'm not sure why either, because I usually put peanut butter on toasted bread, so it doesn't make a difference in the long run anyway.
It's just, peanut butter wasn't meant to be cold.
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